Friday, November 30, 2007

The Dog Whisperer

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/dogwhisperer/video_preview_1.html

Have you seen that show? The one about that guy who goes and fixes everyone's dog problems. I have a few observations about that may be overlooked by the casual watcher. I have the strange feeling that the Dog Whisperer has not been to the hood and seen the pitbull section like my uncle used to have. Pitbull section meaning the fact that my uncle had something like 10 dogs compressed in his tiny back yard. His dogs seemed willing to attack on demand. I would like to see the dog whisperer with those poor hood dogs that get fed hot dogs and canned chili. I don't think those dogs can be whispered too. If you whisper to those dogs they'll think you're soft. I also noticed that people get punked by their dogs. I love dogs, and think their cool and everything, but I know for damn sure that I wouldn't hire a specialist to come get them to behave. My dogs should call be Parcells meaning if they slip up they get cut, straight up. I'm like corporate America in this case. I don't have time to develop my dog. It better know how to act from the get go like a damn contractor.

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