Our Dub Midseason review

Here's my list of some award winners:

Tightest Rookie offensively is Adrian Peterson. Why? Because he got screwed as a freshman and should have won the heisman then. He was a grown man at age 17.5 before college. He is Eric Dickerson junior, with stiffer hips but more overall twitch.

Young Defensive Hog award goes to Patrick Willis of the Niners. I have been forced to watch him due to the location of my home base. He is playing better than Urlacher(not as a rookie, but right "arthritis" now.

Albert Haynesworth- After having football snatched away from last year for stomping Gurode and being in a contract year has fully motivated this talented young man. The biggest knock on him throughout his college days Volunteering was that he was lazy. As you can see, when he is not lazy he is dominant. He is the reason why the Titans are in the hunt. He stops the run, covers up the lightweight backer Thornton and frees up the Vanden botch dude to get sacks.

Aaron Kampmann, The bull rusher extraorinaire specialized in putting offensive tackles in their quarterback's lap. He singlehandedly destroyed the Redskins in their victory with 3 sacks and 2 Offenstive tackle injuries.

Sean Taylor- Why? He has evolved beyond cornrows, is leading the NFL in picks, and wears the Jack Tatum style of hair cut.

Bob Sanders- He somehow has made Indy's defense even better than last year. He didn't do it, actually Indy did a rope-a-dope on the world. Hayden and Jackson, last year's rookies, were actually better than the veterans in front of them, so they upgraded by letting the free agents go. Either way, Sanders is a beast.

Tom Brady- Winner of the I get to throw to randy Moss Award. He is having a better year than when Manning won the MVP.

New England O-line- This is a unit that is playing perfectly. They provide enough protection to run a play fake on a draw play. They have mastered the lateral aspect of zone blocking combined with the angles and precision of vertical trap blocking. The only other teams that do that are Indy, Boise State, the Giants. I think a special line is required for that.

Brett Favre- Because he can make throws other humans simply can't make.

Herm Edwards- Did you see how bad Kansas City looked on HBO? They couldn't even drink water correctly let alone win a game.

Plaxico Burress has reached his peak performance level. Not saying he deserves anything but every time I see a Giant highlight it seems like it's Plex scoring a touchdown.