Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Dog People

Celebritards have pushed the "dog people" phenomenom to catastrophic levels. I want to carry a sidearm. What is it with dog people? Why are dogs now considered "accessories"? What ever happened to 85lb Fido on a leash pulling his owner on a skateboard? Where is the beware of dog sign on the side gates of my neighbors?

Every dog now is a little piece of shift, yapping, designer dog. It has a name like Poo Bear or Buttertwinkles, it wears an Armani sweater and has it's own Louis Vuitton purse ride in.

Today, somebody entered my place of business with one of these rodents, put it on the floor and let it run around un-attended. I stared at this thing waiting for it to hunch its back, lower its ass and drop a sweet potato next to my desk. WTF??

Don't people have any courtesy, consideration or respect any longer? Dogs can't wait in cars? Are they afraid that their dog is gonna crap in the back seat and fling dog boogers on the windows? Yeah, probably, therefore lets trash someone else's office. Or house. Or restaurant. I should have stabbed it with my #2.

I understand if someone has to bring a child with them wherever they go and they happen to be unruly. A child can't take care of themselves. But dogs? They can't sit in the trunk for 15 minutes?

We've created this culture where we treat animals like humans. Their not, they're dogs, and if you argue that your dogs are just like humans, then you need to go make some god damn friends. And none of your 10 cats count, loser.

Nice Alter Ego

Nice to have you on board and participating.
All in today at MS. Time for the Great Black Shark to emerge.

Snoop goes down

W1. Over a year ago, you prophesied that young mike would bump off all top gangsters and then run the streets himself. You prophesied this when he was but a fledgling hoodrat working his corner. Sunday nights episode draws your prophecies to a near conclusion. Snoop gets one behind the ear after Mike learns he was about to go.

The writers should have never subtly mentioned the words "her" when referring to Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, cuz when Mike said, "You look good girl" right before he pulled the trigger, 3/4 of the watchers would have crapped their pants and said, "huh? that was a chick?!"

If next weeks finale "fades to black" as Mike walks on up to Marlo, I'm canceling my subscription to HBO and mailing ricin to their corp offices.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Carl's own Blog???

Look at you on the under. only thing you missing is Google ads- and you pissed on your kid? good stuff on there. laughed out loud numerous times. looking forward to your participation.


if we do 50k for on this thing we will blow away what these guys have been doing. I talked to the Joe guy for about 30 minutes this morning. you better tell Sr that he can go to ellerson's house in the spring and have direct contact with him if he wants- just has to join on.

Joe was cool. he said we could play a larger role in this whole thing then I might have wanted- like giving speeches and represented and all of that. figure we let Saadat do all of that- Ha or SR.

we have a pretty good list to work off of from him. funny some of the names on there

45k to go- calling Turner now- ha

B1 - W1...

Thank you for the invitation to disrupt logical thought and common sense. Thank you for the opportunity to offer random nonsense, irrational ideas and questions.

Carl Limar has entered the world.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Cube

I heard his new one is pretty legit too

who do you want to send invites out to join blog as of now- get the whattheworld crew back together- it is cool we have the infrastructure figured out-

pretty good traction so far on the fund raising- it will be interesting to see how going from 30 people interested to 130 people goes though- i am thinking that will be a challenge.


check your email on the site for fund raising- i think you have a good idea. can use a web site/blog as an open source of communication with transactional ability. it could be something some one would pay for- especially when there is revenue opportunities tied into it- i like the thought process

Sunday, March 2, 2008

New Snoop

I probably won't get a job for about another week and a half. Obama needs as much spirit as I can donate to him. March 11th will most likely be the date and it coincides with Snoop's new ablum. Even though I say this every time, this album is his best. There is no question. He has finally fulfilled his potential. Watch! He has evolved into a pure artist finally and has now let it flow.

Snoop Dogg - One Chance (Make It Good) | Hip Hop Singles > HipHopDX.com

"Make it Good"